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Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Relationship Advice
This is totally why I should be a relationship expert. This is the advice I gave to female friend on what to watch out for in a potential boyfriend...
me: Check the vacuum bag for baby fingernails. Most casual baby eaters (the weekend type) don't bother consuming those.
girl: you'd think they would for the protein
me: Its like eating shellfish. Some people just aren't into the hard work.