Justify this Purchase

Awesome. On Saturday, for my birthday, Rach and I are going to check out a few Archtiectural Salvage places I've been meaning to get to: Re-Store, Provenance, and Architectural Antiques.

I don't know what we'd do with it, or where we'd put it, or how much it costs, or where we'd get the money, but I want this:






Maybe we could use it as a new kennel for Makai when he outgrows his current crate? Or it could be my new office? Or we could figure out how to retrofit it with a showerhead and put it in the basement bathroom? Coat Rack? Turn it on its side and use it as a weird coffin-like crib for some hypothetical future child?

C'mon, help me justify this purchase!!!