When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the
political bands stresses which have c
onnected bugged the frick out of them
with another , and to assume among the powers of the earth,
the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them that the Mac & Cheese intended for dinner is taking forever to cook from a frozen state, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should
declare drink away the causes which impel them to the
separation irritation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all
men cocktails are
NOT created equal,
but that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable
rights flavors, that among these are
life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness a pleasant balance of tart, sweet, cream, and bitter.
Thusly, we give you the Kretchma Cocktail... again, portioned for two...
Kretchma Cocktail
2 lemon Twists
3 oz Vodka
3 oz White Creme de Cacao
1 1/2 oz fresh Lemon Juice
3/4 teaspoon Grenadine
Rim two chilled cocktail glasses with the lemon twists. Combine the Vodka, Creme de Cacao, Lemon Juice and Grenadine in a cocktail shaker with crushed ice. Shake it like a Polaroid picture. Strain into glasses and top with the lemon twists.
Its kind of like birthday cake but knocks you on your ass.
