Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Swirlys, Wet Willies, Pink Bellies, Zerberts, Combos, and Wedgies

Friday Night...

Our pastor, Geoff Bradford, and his family are regrettably leaving to lead some group of jerks at a stupid church in the backwater nowhere of Raleigh, NC.  I'm not still bitter and Praise the Lord, blah, blah, blah.  

Anyways, his 6 boys have been a real joy over the past 9 years, so I wanted to throw them a special event to celebrate.  I told them that we would have a massive sleepover, wrestlefest, Philly junkfood tour, video game extravaganza with all the guys from our church they wanted.  They made a list and excitedly discussed it every night at dinner.  Clay, who is 6 or 7 I think, was apparantly discussing this with his Dad, and started calling it "Man Night".  His Dad said, "But, you're not a man...?".  Clay responded "So, there'll be men!".  His Dad followed up with, "Well, what are you going to wear to Man Night?"  Immediately, Clay declared, "Well, I'm not wearing a shirt!"

Anyways, here's the poster:

Courtesy- David Speers Promotional Events

Highlights:

Garrison-  The pinkest belly ever;  His shared desire for a ginormous Squid tattoo; Farting;
Sam- Settlers of Catan Smack Talk; Gangsta Rap; Winning in Manliness Points;
Henry- Him getting a Swirly; Him getting a Polish Wedgie; Him clutching a Teddy Bear?;
Clay- Ruffio; Leaving him to Wander the streets of Fishtown alone; South Street Challenge (sorta);
Ezra- Witnessing what I can only assume was his first Wedgie;  The trauma it seemed to induce;
Asher-  Motorcycle Helmets; Vacant Baby Stares; General Cuteness;